Maybe Lissa’ll read my book…
Dr. Lissa Rankin gave a workshop on Fear Cure at Kripalu. Melissa wanted to meet her.
Melissa: A gift for Dr. Lissa Rankin–green juice! She’ll love this!
Mind: You’re such a teacher’s pet–sucking up to the guru with what?! Green juice! Are you nuts? Look at the bag–it’s wet.
Melissa: I used Lissa’s recipe. She’ll get it.
Mind: Well, whatever. You go for it Girl. Tell me how it went–LATER
After Lissa Rankin’s book signing…
Melissa: Well, Lissa liked the juice!
Mind: Yeah! But so not interested in you…
Melissa: Hey, a girl’s got to do what she’s got to do
Mind: Sure–rejection sucks.
by Melissa Burch, Author of My Journey Through War and Peace: Explorations of a Young Filmmaker, Feminist and Spiritual Seeker
(c) Melissa Burch, 2015